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Halfjoke Handjob

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Jessie Seaton THE BEST BAND RETURNS. AGAIN AM NOT BIASED. Favorite track: Down With The Dickness.
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1.
Burn their pisshole With your liars Breath and will you Free appetites Burn their pisshole With your liars Breath and will you Free Will you free us will you free us From our earthly desires From your cockroach infested flat?
2.
Growl like a pig girl They like it Tory bastards Fuck their pig mothers Fuck this shit With their open filth Tory bastards will die They're all bastards They're all bastards Tory fuckers Cum over the strangest shit Fuck their shit They deserve nothing Tory bastards will die On this hill They're all bastards They're all bastards
3.
Do or do not There is no try Be like water My ugly friend Get that bhunda Ride that dick, hon Fuck yourself up With too much drugs What the fuck is this bullshit? And where am I going? Free A bag for life Free A saggy meatsack Free Gay for no pay Free Your identity Free Free yourself Free Free yourself Free!
4.
He will crack your fucking back He will lick your fucking sack He will sniff your dirty holes When you pay him in sport shoes He's just your regular old millipede
5.
Fuck your shit Politics Fuck your shit Cocaine tears Fuck your shit You know who Fuck your shit Sunak cunt
6.
Hunger for you Apostasy sticks Green with envy And all that will be Will be yours Free Of constraints and the name of your God Will be etched in your wrist Hunger for you Anger for me
7.
You can dance You can jive Dying for life In the hive Go go power faggots Go go power queers
8.
Skebap A doo bap Bebop A shrink wrap [unconcerned scatting]
9.
Bash the cis hets Glock the Casper
10.
Take your sausage And give it to me Oinky doinky
11.
He loved me What a fucking dilf He saved me What a fucking dilf Emo dad Love me more Emo dad I am the DILF Hunk of meat Hunk of emotions Blue balls Blue eyeliner Blue fringe Blue hunk Anal Rashers
12.
Hungover Bad dragon Stuck in ass Shit on sheets Oh did someone Steal your sweetroll?
13.
Twinks love girls Twinks love boys Twinks love me Americans suffering Get on your knees Suck that little peepee
14.
Can you smell The Rock's taint?
15.
Naughty words Naughty boy! Suck my gold cobra Do it for the nookie
16.
Marilyn Monroe Wake the fuck up Its time to fuck the feds Time to fuck the fame Hungry for pizza? Lets have some for breakfast Marilyn Monroe Wake the fuck up Marilyn Monroe In a deep sleep

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PH006

The Wank Merchants return with a "full length" release, oh lord.

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released October 4, 2023

Xandra Shitquark - Vocals, Synths, Lyrics
Marsha - Vocals
GENDERISTHEBASTARD - Guitar, Bass, Sax, Vocals
Sienna - Drum Programming

Mixed & Mastered by GENDERISTHEBASTARD

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