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	1.	Stay Woke? Get Broke! Stay Bent? Get Spent! 00:10	lyrics
	Where on Earth is Cisyphus and Why are all their Shirts so dirty? They suck Scumfuck I wonder how this Thing will eat me In the pit of Hell-on-Thames
	2.	Marquis de Sade Was A Pussy And We'd Like To Show Him What A Really Good Time is Like 00:42	lyrics
	bound in leather feel their cock feel their warmth kiss their heart chased by papers documents unbound learn to falter in the lap of sound fuck your demonocracy your bigotry and fucking stupidity
	3.	Showgirls Sex Scene 00:29	lyrics
	Showgirls just wanna have fun Stale stench of urea Orifices widened Germophobic Nightmare Disease for sale Hated by psychiatrists I'll spew my blood Over their fucking cocks
	4.	Tommy Wiseau's The Room Belongs In The Louvre 00:36	lyrics
	An Adonis Filtered through A decaffeination process Stomach pumped seminal fluid That's gay! feed me seymour feed me seymour i dont know about this feed me seymour feed me seymour what if you grow too big? then i'll feast on the world and the world will know my gunked up insides like the back of their dirty hands
	5.	I Am Become Halfjoke, Destroyer of Handjobs 00:13	lyrics
	fire in the disco! fire in the gates of slough
	6.	Pizza Party (With The Cast of Friends) 00:19	lyrics
	Pizza party p-p-pizza party!!
	7.	Bulls on Pride Parade 00:15	lyrics
	Like a bull In whitewashed China town I to he in violence screams Straight hate Satanic panic Gay for pay Slay for lay What the hell is even that?
	8.	Hi, Anthony Fantano Here, The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd In The Fallout Of Thermonuclear War Here In The United States of Eurasia 01:01	lyrics
	hunger for animosity so scared of psychology evanescent bloom caught behind the eye fuck this shit woop de woop fuck this shit woop woop rearrange the atoms make a piece make a point die in peace you'll fly with redbull it gives you wings and kidney stones

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