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	1.	Intro 00:58
	2.	Oh, You're a Metallica Fan? It Seems We've Solved the Trolley Problem! 00:45
	3.	A Reading of the Unabomber Manifesto, In Dutch, Fuck You. 00:36
	4.	I'm Too Pretty to Be a Criminal 01:14
	5.	The Joe Gatto Experience 00:20
	6.	Rick Beato 00:16
	7.	You Put Short Songs On A Noisecore Record? How Original! 00:09
	8.	Fruit Rollup 01:03
	9.	The True Witching Hour Is 2:22AM On A Tuesday 00:22
	10.	Which Prophets Were Lost Again? 00:25
	11.	Under the Patio, Starring Fred & Rose! 00:21
	12.	Wojack Horseman 00:08
	13.	Dani Filth, Bride of Mr. Clean 00:05
	14.	Bobbit Family Barbeque 00:34
	15.	Nowhere, Kansas 00:44
	16.	Albert Phishing Scam 00:32
	17.	Holding Out For a Himbo 00:27
	18.	"Lights" By Captain Ellie Spaulding 00:13
	19.	Bagpuss 00:32
	20.	Falling Down A Big Hole 00:31
	21.	Traversing the Big Hole 00:41
	22.	Emerging From the Big Hole 00:18
	23.	Michael Jackson & The Septic Five 00:40
	24.	Gimp PSA 00:37
	25.	West Memphis Fee 00:15
	26.	Bobsledder 00:42
	27.	Ya Mother 00:45
	28.	Help 00:07
	29.	Cunt Candle 00:29
	30.	Fortunate Son 01:09
	31.	Turkish Soulja Boy 00:32
	32.	House Music 00:38
	33.	Johnny Homo 00:22
	34.	Le Grill 00:29

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